Wicked Anorexic T-Shirt

A soft, garment-dyed tee in faded emerald green, printed with a wickedly sharp retro illustration: one defiant Elphaba in a razor-thin green gown, ribs subtly traced beneath the fabric, beside a skinny Glinda in a cloud-pink tulle that floats around a barely-there frame. Above them, in dripping Broadway-marquee letters: “DEFYING GRAVITY… AND CALORIES.”

Ultra-lightweight, vintage-washed cotton that drapes like you’ve been starving for style since 2003. Boxy, slightly cropped fit that skims the hipbones and screams effortless (because effort requires energy). Perfect with low-rise jeans that sit below the hollows, an oversized leather jacket to hide the sharp edges, or layered under an unbuttoned flannel when you need to look like you ate today.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it until someone finally asks if you’re okay.

(Disclaimer: This shirt is satire. Eating disorders are not aesthetic, cute, or “dedication.” If you or someone you love is struggling with anorexia or any eating disorder, please reach out for real help—call the National Eating Disorders Association helpline at 1-800-931-2237 or text “NEDA” to 741741. You deserve recovery, not a T-shirt.)

Product features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk and soft after garment dyeing
• Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for everyday comfort
• Garment-dyed for lived-in color and softer hand
• Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability
• Available S–4XL (select partners) with sewn-in label and 58 color options

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dryclean