A soft, garment-dyed tee in faded emerald green, printed with a wickedly sharp retro illustration: one defiant Elphaba in a razor-thin black gown, ribs subtly traced beneath the fabric, beside a waifish Glinda in a cloud-pink tulle that floats around a barely-there frame. Above them, in dripping Broadway-marquee letters: “DEFYING GRAVITY… AND CALORIES.”
Ultra-lightweight, vintage-washed cotton that drapes like you’ve been starving for style since 2003. Boxy, slightly cropped fit that skims the hipbones and screams effortless (because effort requires energy). Perfect with low-rise jeans that sit below the hollows, an oversized leather jacket to hide the sharp edges, or layered under an unbuttoned flannel when you need to look like you ate today.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it until someone finally asks if you’re okay.
(Disclaimer: This shirt is satire. Eating disorders are not aesthetic, cute, or “dedication.” If you or someone you love is struggling with anorexia or any eating disorder, please reach out for real help—call the National Eating Disorders Association helpline at 1-800-931-2237 or text “NEDA” to 741741. You deserve recovery, not a T-shirt.)
Product features
- Sizes S–4XL available; consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in feel
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
